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ladykf“Oh my god.”
“Now there’s a tone I don’t usually here from you,” Zack observed, peeking out of the kitchen. “You actually sound scandalized.”
“I am scandalized,” Genesis informed him, eyes glued to his phone and wide in a mix of awe and slowly-dawning horror. “My god.”
“You can’t leave it at that,” Zack protested, grinning. “What’re you reading?”
“Someone wrote down and published a fantasy about us!” Genesis waved a hand at the phone, still not looking up. “It might be the worst thing I’ve read since I was swindled into judging an adolescent poetry contest- no, wait, I’m so sorry. This is worse. I think you have to have three or four hands at this point.”
“… I’m a mutant?” He ventured, curious. “That’d be pretty cool actually.”
“Nono, porn.” Genesis bit his lip, grinning so hard it hurt. “Oh this is terrible, they need an anatomy class, possibly followed by a good fuck or seven. Oh my god, no, spines don’t work that way….”
“So I’m guessing this isn’t a prank by somebody who knows us, then?” Zack guessed. “Not sure if that’s better or worse. ‘geal’s gonna have kittens.”
Genesis did glance up at that, laughing so hard that he ended up retaking his seat on the couch rather ungracefully.
“…. I shouldn’t ask,” Zack said slowly. It was fact, he knew this just from the unholy gleam in his boyfriend’s eyes.
“You’re going to,” Genesis said, just as sure and grinning widely.
“I’m gonna have to,” he admitted. “What’s so funny?”
“I have been dubbed your sex kitten in this,” Genesis informed him.
Zack stared at him for a long moment. “Sex kitten?”
“Sex kitten.”
“Sex kitten.” Zack snorted. “And, uh, ‘you’ like that?”
“I meow for you.” Genesis bit his fist a moment against the clear urge to laugh, bouncing his leg. “There’s costuming to make Reeve Tuesti proud.”
“Okay, if that’s a thing with him, I don’t actually want to know,” Zack warned, pointing at him when he started laughing again. “You stop that. ‘Sex kitten’ - more like hell cat. And I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t get away with that either.”
“No, no you would not. I allow you liberties enough with my dignity.” Genesis snickered, shaking his head. “Oh this is terrible. But bless the writer and their passion, that’s a lovely thing.”
“Enabler.”
“Shamelessly.”
